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Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Santa : You told me to do it without using tables. -------- A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except our Santaji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" -------- Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo -------- santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi. -------- Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Santa : Simple, Stop imagining. -------- Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain -------- Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pe

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (not a clue!) When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. (maybe Will Rogers ) A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. (not a clue!) I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. Oscar Wilde A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials. (not a clue!) A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. Samual Goldwyn The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Geo

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Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired,

Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired,

Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired,

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Just spend a minute reading it.... On their way back from School Arjun started talking… Arjun : Bro! I am moving to a different city to study. I will miss you man Pargat: I will miss you too mate. But nothing can break our friendship. We will at least meet once every year. Arjun:Yes that is a deal and they parted with tears in their eyes... As time went by, both got busy with their work life. They kept their promise for two years and after that they moved on with their own lives and in the process Arjun lost his contact with Pargat. Time went by and both became Police Officers. Time:30 Years Later… Venue:The Police station where Arjun works Tring... Tring... Arjun picks up the call and he gets a pleasant surprise... "Is this Arjun?" "Yes. Who is on the line?" " Bro. Its Pargat! I just found out that you are posted in this station" Tear drops welled up Arjun's eyes Arjun:Where are you? Pargat: I am standing outside the P

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Short jokes about females.. Girl: Do you know why were females created before males? Boy: Because god needed a rough draft before the final copy! ______ Short jokes on the secret of happy marriage.. Son: Dad, What is the secret of happy married life? Dad replied in short: It is still a secret!! ______ Short jokes about confidence & confidential Daughter: Mom, what is the difference between confident and confidential Mom: Well, you are my baby is a thing of confident but who is your dad is something confidential.. ______ Short jokes on vampire Dad: : what do the kid of vampire says to her mother at night? Son: Turn off the switch, i am afraid of short light!! ______ Short jokes on Maths.. Mom: Do you know the full form of math? Son: Yes, it is mentally affected teacher harassing students!! ______ Short jokes on dinner choice.. Wife: Dear, can we have dinner now? Husband: Ok, what are my choices? Wife: Dear, You you choose between Yes or No! ______