Just For Laugh!

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Santa : You told me to do it without using tables. -------- A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except our Santaji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" -------- Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo -------- santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi. -------- Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Santa : Simple, Stop imagining. -------- Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain -------- Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pe

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (not a clue!) When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. (maybe Will Rogers ) A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. (not a clue!) I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. Oscar Wilde A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials. (not a clue!) A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. Samual Goldwyn The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Geo