Short jokes about females.. Girl: Do you know why were females created before males? Boy: Because god needed a rough draft before the final copy! ______ Short jokes on the secret of happy marriage.. Son: Dad, What is the secret of happy married life? Dad replied in short: It is still a secret!! ______ Short jokes about confidence & confidential Daughter: Mom, what is the difference between confident and confidential Mom: Well, you are my baby is a thing of confident but who is your dad is something confidential.. ______ Short jokes on vampire Dad: : what do the kid of vampire says to her mother at night? Son: Turn off the switch, i am afraid of short light!! ______ Short jokes on Maths.. Mom: Do you know the full form of math? Son: Yes, it is mentally affected teacher harassing students!! ______ Short jokes on dinner choice.. Wife: Dear, can we have dinner now? Husband: Ok, what are my choices? Wife: Dear, You you choose between Yes or No! ______