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Boyfriend- girlfriend conversation

Girlfriend: Did you miss me while I was away?? Boyfriend: Were you away?? Boyfriend: I love you and I could die for you! Girlfriend: How soon?? Boyfriend: May I hold your hand?? Girlfriend: No thanks, it isn´t heavy. Girlfriend: I want to dance like this forever.. Boyfriend: Don´t you ever want  to improve ?? Boyfriend: Hi! Didn´t we go on a date once? or was it twice? Girlfriend: Must´ve been once. I never make the same  mistake  twice!!! Girlfriend: Who was  that girl  I saw you with last night? Boyfriend: What time was it?? Girlfriend: I think the poorest people are the happiest.. Boyfriend: Then marry me and we´ll be the happiest couple. Girlfriend: Do you  remember when  you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn´t speak for an hour.. Boyfriend: Yes  Darling , that was the happiest hour of my life... Girlfriend: Say you love me! Say you love me! Boyfriend: You love me... Boyfriend: Do you think it was fate which brought us togeth

Picture jokes - Tetris failure

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Picture jokes - fake kick

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Santa-Banta is back

Biwi ko padhaunga  Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo Cigarette  santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi. Imagine  Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.  Brake fail  Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.  Banta fell in love  Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the Movie came to an End. A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality."  Fighting  santa banta were fighting after exam. Sir: Y

Funny Letter

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note. _________________________________ Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. * * * * * * * * * * The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says: * * * * * * * * * * Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. * * * * * * * * * * Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing

Funny Facebook Cartoons - 1

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Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years. Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. Age is a number and mine is unlisted. When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64. Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t tal

Funny Marriage one liners

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.” When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished. Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s ca

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Rajnikanth Jokes - 99 mindblowing pieces

Just for fun....no offense to Rajnikanth ji or to his fans 1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. 2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. 3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live. 4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. 5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero. 6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover. 7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish. 8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door. 11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it. 13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. 14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. 15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of