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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house? "He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do? "The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts. "Communicate my thoughts? " said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that means. "The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband. "

At 120 miles per hour, a Formula One car generates so much downforce that it can drive upside down on the roof of a tunnel.

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.

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Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?"

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise. ---------------- Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, facebook cartoons, facebook picture jokes, facebook comics, facebook pics, jokes for facebook, funny pics for facebook, facebook stuff, facebook profile pics, facebook fun, weird pics for facebook, facebook funny stuff, picture jokes, comics, husband wife joke, marriage jokes, shaadi jokes

After directory assistance gave Anita, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman. "Is Jimmy there?" Anita asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," Anita said and hung up. When he didn't return the call, Anita dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Jimmy," he said. "You're not my boyfriend!" Anita exclaimed. "I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour." ---------------- Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, facebook cartoons, facebook picture jokes, facebook comics, facebook pics, jokes for facebook, funny pics for facebook, facebook stuff, facebook profile pics, facebook fun, weird pics for facebook, facebook funny stuff, picture jokes, comics,

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