Short Jokes

Short jokes about females..
Girl: Do you know why were females created before males?
Boy: Because god needed a rough draft before the final copy!
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Short jokes on the secret of happy marriage..
Son: Dad, What is the secret of happy married life?
Dad replied in short: It is still a secret!!
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Short jokes about confidence & confidential
Daughter: Mom, what is the difference between confident and confidential
Mom: Well, you are my baby is a thing of confident but who is your dad
is something confidential..


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Short jokes on vampire
Dad: : what do the kid of vampire says to her mother at night?
Son: Turn off the switch, i am afraid of short light!!
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Short jokes on Maths..
Mom: Do you know the full form of math?
Son: Yes, it is mentally affected teacher harassing students!!
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Short jokes on dinner choice..
Wife: Dear, can we have dinner now?
Husband: Ok, what are my choices?
Wife: Dear, You you choose between Yes or No!
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Short jokes on barbers..
Son: Why do barbers become good drivers shortly?
Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts..
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Short jokes about birthday gift..
Mom: My dear daughter, you birthday is coming soon, so what present do you want?
Daughter: A very short gift mom, Just a music system with a luxury car around..
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Short jokes on lipsticks..
First friend: Dear, i love lipsticks, they are very tasty.
Next Day..
Second friend: You are liar, i bought 10 lipsticks and ate them.!!
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Short jokes on dog's life..
Girl: Why dogs don't marry?
Boy: Simply because they are already having a short life of dog.
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Short jokes on wife fear..
Man: My wife is short temper & she also scare of water.
Friend: how do you know?
Man: Today when i went home, she was in bath tub with the security guard. !!
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Short friend jokes..
Man to his short friend: Do you one thing?
Short man: what?
Man: You are so short that you are the last person to know that its raining..
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'Life is very short and jokes make it happy. We must find a reason to smile. Anything which makes us smile from inner heart is really worth for us. Short jokes and funny jokes are really capable of doing it. In short never forget to live and enjoy your present moments with short funny jokes.'


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