Funny facebook status updates

1. If you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman. 
2. That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life.
3. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
4. If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why are there no hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
5. 3 Things you should never do after a breakup: 1.Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
6. I think I’m going to take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it…
7. If you ever want to know what you look like to the world, don’t look in a mirror, have a child draw you.  
8. A procrastinator’s work is never done.
9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
10. It is impossible to act naturally right after someone tells you to act naturally.
11. People tend to confuse bad decisions with bad luck.
12. Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
13. Sometimes even though you’re having a good time, you can’t help but to stop and think about how much you miss the old times.
14. What’s another word for thesaurus? 
15. Does anyone else feel that the iPhone charger cord is just ‘this much’ too short?

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