- If you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
- That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life.
- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why are there no hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
- 3 Things you should never do after a breakup: 1.Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
- I think I’m going to take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it…
- If you ever want to know what you look like to the world, don’t look in a mirror, have a child draw you.
- A procrastinator’s work is never done.
- Learn from the mistakes of others. You won’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
- It is impossible to act naturally right after someone tells you to act naturally.
- People tend to confuse bad decisions with bad luck.
- Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
- Sometimes even though you’re having a good time, you can’t help but to stop and think about how much you miss the old times.
- What’s another word for thesaurus?
- Does anyone else feel that the iPhone charger cord is just ‘this much’ too short?
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