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Really Insulting 
Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.
Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong. 
Funny Timing Joke 
Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn't come here to get insulted.
Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go? 
Insulting Date 
Boyfriend: Doesn't this date make you long for another?
Girlfriend: Yes, but no one else would come. 
The Fool 
Girlfriend: By BF could be an even bigger fool but he lacks ambition. 
Intelligent 
Girlfriend: You are so intelligent that you brighten the place whereever...
Boyfriend: whereever I go?
Girlfriend: No, whereever you leave. 
The miser 
What is the height of miser-liness?
A man who is so stingy that if he were a ghost, he wouldn't even give a fright. 
The perfect idiot 
Boyfriend: Do you thing I am a perfect idiot?.
Girlfriend: I keep telling you that you are not perfect. 
Insulting Joke 
Girlfriend: There is nothing in the world that I wouldn't do for you in life.
Boyfriend: Do you love me so much honey?
Girlfriend: Well, what I meant was that I am going to spend my life doing nothing for you. 
Nice sense of humor and timing 
Girlfriend: I am soon approaching 25.
Boyfriend: From which direction? 
BF who plays the Guitar 
Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Boyfriend: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off. 
Witty GF and silly BF 
Boyfriend: Can we have a battle of intelligence between us?
Girlfriend: No thanks, I don't fight an unarmed person. 
A gift for girlfriend 
Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don't know what she would like. Give me a suggestion.
Man 2: Does she like you?
Man 1: Yes
Man 2: Then she would like anything. 
Hilarious Joke 
Boyfriend: I need to tell you a secret that I haven't told you so far: I a seeing a psychiatrist.
Girlfriend: Oh! I need to tell you a truth too. I am seeing a psychiatrist, plumber and a mechanic.

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