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Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse. 8) Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family.  7) Your computer is your ONLY friend. 6) You think cyber sex is better than real sex. 5) You type only in short hand (YO ROFLMAO I'LL BRB B4 U RTFM LOL). 4) You type 40 words a minute with two fingers. 3) Your twins are named RAM & ROM. 2) After breaking from your computer, you realize you have gained 40lbs, have grown hair in unusual places, your spouse and kids have left you, and Windows 3.1 is outdated. 1) YOU READ STUFF LIKE THIS!

A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: “Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended !!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~ Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no. ~~~~~~~~~~ A Lady to Doctor: My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what should i give him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he’s awake !!!

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done. "Not at all," said the blind man. "I only wanted to find out which end to kick."

Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a rip-roaring fart. "What was that for?" he asks. "Oops! Sorry, lets try it again." she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on. "Wait, where are you going?" she asks. The guy says, " If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy!

"What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, 'I want to listen to it on my record-player!' "

I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house? "He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do? "The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts. "Communicate my thoughts? " said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that means. "The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband. "

At 120 miles per hour, a Formula One car generates so much downforce that it can drive upside down on the roof of a tunnel.

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.

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Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?"

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise. ---------------- Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, facebook cartoons, facebook picture jokes, facebook comics, facebook pics, jokes for facebook, funny pics for facebook, facebook stuff, facebook profile pics, facebook fun, weird pics for facebook, facebook funny stuff, picture jokes, comics, husband wife joke, marriage jokes, shaadi jokes

After directory assistance gave Anita, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman. "Is Jimmy there?" Anita asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," Anita said and hung up. When he didn't return the call, Anita dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Jimmy," he said. "You're not my boyfriend!" Anita exclaimed. "I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour." ---------------- Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, facebook cartoons, facebook picture jokes, facebook comics, facebook pics, jokes for facebook, funny pics for facebook, facebook stuff, facebook profile pics, facebook fun, weird pics for facebook, facebook funny stuff, picture jokes, comics,

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