These wives are too smart!

A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: “Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended !!!!!!!!!

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Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.

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A Lady to Doctor: My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what should i give him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he’s awake !!!

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