Father: Now that you are leaving home to go to college in the big bad city, there are a few things I want to tell you son.
Son: Yes father.
Father: Remember, studies always come first.
Son: Yes father.
Father: But, there will be distractions. You will have many friends, lots of things to do, games to play. These are all necessary for your development into a mature individual.
Son: Yes father.
Father: And among your friends, I dare say, you are likely to have a few girls too.
Son: Yes, father.
Father: Girls are expensive affairs, you will need to entertain them at times.
Son: Yes, yes father.
Father: Now your mother will raise hell if I let you spend on girls, but it's OK if you spend on games and sports.
Son: Yes father.
Father: Now that's a problem. Let's see....Whenever you need extra cash, you mail me that you need money for 'duck shooting'. That way, your mummy won't get to know even if she opens my mail.
Son:Very well father
Son goes off to college in the city and settles down to his new life. After a couple of weeks, father receives a mail:
"Duck shooting Rs.100/-"
Father is pleased. Son has caught on pretty fast in the ways of the world. He sends the money.
A couple of weeks later, ther is another mail:
"Duck shooting Rs.200/-"
Father is pleased. He always knew son had an eye for quality and taste. He sends the money.
Some time later, there is another mail:
"Duck shooting Rs.500/-"
Father is a little worried. Time to show the yellow card, he thinks. He sends the money, and also a mail to son:
"Son, shoot cheaper ducks."
After some time, there is another mail for father:
"Duck shooting Rs.100/-. Gun repair Rs.1000/-
-------------
Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, facebook cartoons, facebook picture jokes, facebook comics, facebook pics, jokes for facebook, funny pics for facebook, facebook stuff, facebook profile pics, facebook fun, weird pics for facebook, facebook funny stuff, picture jokes, comics,
Son: Yes father.
Father: Remember, studies always come first.
Son: Yes father.
Father: But, there will be distractions. You will have many friends, lots of things to do, games to play. These are all necessary for your development into a mature individual.
Son: Yes father.
Father: And among your friends, I dare say, you are likely to have a few girls too.
Son: Yes, father.
Father: Girls are expensive affairs, you will need to entertain them at times.
Son: Yes, yes father.
Father: Now your mother will raise hell if I let you spend on girls, but it's OK if you spend on games and sports.
Son: Yes father.
Father: Now that's a problem. Let's see....Whenever you need extra cash, you mail me that you need money for 'duck shooting'. That way, your mummy won't get to know even if she opens my mail.
Son:Very well father
Son goes off to college in the city and settles down to his new life. After a couple of weeks, father receives a mail:
"Duck shooting Rs.100/-"
Father is pleased. Son has caught on pretty fast in the ways of the world. He sends the money.
A couple of weeks later, ther is another mail:
"Duck shooting Rs.200/-"
Father is pleased. He always knew son had an eye for quality and taste. He sends the money.
Some time later, there is another mail:
"Duck shooting Rs.500/-"
Father is a little worried. Time to show the yellow card, he thinks. He sends the money, and also a mail to son:
"Son, shoot cheaper ducks."
After some time, there is another mail for father:
"Duck shooting Rs.100/-. Gun repair Rs.1000/-
-------------
Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, facebook cartoons, facebook picture jokes, facebook comics, facebook pics, jokes for facebook, funny pics for facebook, facebook stuff, facebook profile pics, facebook fun, weird pics for facebook, facebook funny stuff, picture jokes, comics,
Comments
Post a Comment