Marine Veteran Retirement

3 US Marine Veterans are sitting before their last medical check-up.

The doctor walks out and says: we are going to take one measurement from your body and it will be your monthly payment for the retirement.

all the veterans agree. The first says from my toes to my head, they take the measurement so doctor says okay its 6ft so we gonna pay you 6000$ a month

The second puts his hand as high as he can, the doctor says okay its 6″2 so we gonna pay you 6200$ a month.
The Third says I want it from the tip of my dick to my balls.

the doctor confused says: Are you sure sir?

100 % he replies. take off his pants and the doctors starts and then asks, where are your balls sir ?

The Marine replies: they are In Vietnam son.

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