A man gets pulled over a cop, “Step out of the car” says the police offifer, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.”
“I can’t”, the guy says “I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”
“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.”
“Can’t do that either,” Jim replies, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”
“Ok,” the police offifer answers “then I will need a urine sample.”
“Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”
“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” says the cop.
“Can’t do that either” responds Jim.
“Why not?” asked the cop.
“Well, because I’m drunk! I could go to jail!”
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