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Inmates at Siberian Prison

So a KGB inspector goes to visit a Siberian prison to check on the inmates in their cells.

First he goes to the first cell and asks the inmate “why were you arrested?” The inmate replies him “My watch was always 10 minutes late and thus i was always late for work so they assumed that i was late because i was planning a coup”.

He then proceeds to go to the second cell and asks the inmate the same question. The inmate replies him “My watch was always 10 minutes ahead and thus i always came early for work so they assumed that i came early because i’m a western spy.”

After that he goes to the third cell and asks inmate the same question like the previous 2. The inmate replies him “My watch was always correct and thus i always came to work on time so they assumed that i smuggled the watch from the west.”

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