Neighbourly Advice

A woman rings at neighbour’s door. A man opens the door.

Woman: “Hey, I just moved in, and I am just applying wallpaper in the kitchen. I just saw yesterday that you freshly papered you kitchen as well, and I thought you may be able to help me out. How many stacks of paper did you buy to do the job?”

Man:”Well yes, of course! I bought 18 stacks of paper.”

The woman thanks the man and goes on to buy 18 stacks of paper. When she was finished with the kitchen she returns to the neighbour.

Woman:” well thanks again for the advice, I am done and the new kitchen looks awesome! I am just wondering, I still have 8 stacks of paper left…?”

Man:”Yeah, me too.”

“””””

Loco Domains has .site Domains names for only $2.99, .online for only $4.99, .com only $8.99.

The post Neighbourly Advice appeared first on JokesBlogger.

* This article was originally published here Subscribe for more JOKES

Comments

Funny Facebook quotes, status updates, profile pics

------ Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, Funny Facebook quotes, status updates, profile pics, Facebook quotations, funny FB quotes, FB status updates, facebook funny messages, funny pics for facebook

Funny Facebook Cartoons - 1

Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, Facebook Cartoons, funny Facebook Cartoons, fun Facebook Cartoons, Facebook Cartoons for you, crazy Facebook Cartoons, FB Cartoons, share Facebook Cartoons, post Facebook Cartoons, Facebook Cartoon of the day

Here’s What Happens If a President Won’t Leave Office

The peaceful transfer of power is one of the fundamental tenets of American democracy. When George Washington ‘s second term was over, he voluntarily stepped down and John Adams, who had won the election, took office. “That was not a constitutional requirement at the time,” says Jon Michaels, a professor in the UCLA School of Law, author of Constitutional Coup: Privatization’s Threat to the American Republic , and noted authority on constitutional law, presidential powers, government ethics, and conflicts of interest. In fact, it’s still not. The 20th Amendment stipulates that a president’s term—outlined in the Constitution as a four-year period—ends at noon on January 20 at the end of those four years. But, the Constitution does not spell out how it is to be handled. Rather, it’s a matter of tradition. When Thomas Jefferson ran a politically heated campaign against John Adams in 1800, the Electoral College was tied and the outcome had to be ...

Just For Laugh!

Search This Blog