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Most beautiful big tits

A man is walking in the street and sees a women with the most beautiful big tits he’s ever seen.

He walks up to her and asks: “If I give you $500, will you let me bite your boob?”

Then women, quite shocked, obviously says no. The man then asks if he can bite her tits for $1,000. The women still says no. The man asks for $5,000, $10,000, $20,000 but the women still refuses. He finally makes his last offer: $100,000 dollars to bite the breasts.

The women, after hearing such a gigantic amount of money accepts to let the man bite her tits.

They go into a small dark street and the women takes her top off.

The man plunges his head into the beautiful breasts and starts playing with them.

The women, starting to get impatient, says: “Are you going to bite it or what?” He then answers: “No, it’s too expensive”

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