A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (not a clue!) When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. (maybe Will Rogers ) A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. (not a clue!) I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. Oscar Wilde A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials. (not a clue!) A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. Samual Goldwyn The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Geo...