Really Insulting Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king. Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong. Funny Timing Joke Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn't come here to get insulted. Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go? Insulting Date Boyfriend: Doesn't this date make you long for another? Girlfriend: Yes, but no one else would come. The Fool Girlfriend: By BF could be an even bigger fool but he lacks ambition. Intelligent Girlfriend: You are so intelligent that you brighten the place whereever... Boyfriend: whereever I go? Girlfriend: No, whereever you leave. The miser What is the height of miser-liness? A man who is so stingy that if he were a ghost, he wouldn't even give a fright. The perfect idiot Boyfriend: Do you thing I am a perfect idiot?. Girlfriend: I keep telling you that you are not perfect. Insulting Joke Gir...