Father: Now that you are leaving home to go to college in the big bad city, there are a few things I want to tell you son. Son: Yes father. Father: Remember, studies always come first. Son: Yes father. Father: But, there will be distractions. You will have many friends, lots of things to do, games to play. These are all necessary for your development into a mature individual. Son: Yes father. Father: And among your friends, I dare say, you are likely to have a few girls too. Son: Yes, father. Father: Girls are expensive affairs, you will need to entertain them at times. Son: Yes, yes father. Father: Now your mother will raise hell if I let you spend on girls, but it's OK if you spend on games and sports. Son: Yes father. Father: Now that's a problem. Let's see....Whenever you need extra cash, you mail me that you need money for 'duck shooting'. That way, your mummy won't get to know even if she opens my mail. Son:Very well father Son goes off to college in the ...