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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house? "He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do? "The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts. "Communicate my thoughts? " said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that means. "The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband. "

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise. ---------------- Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, facebook cartoons, facebook picture jokes, facebook comics, facebook pics, jokes for facebook, funny pics for facebook, facebook stuff, facebook profile pics, facebook fun, weird pics for facebook, facebook funny stuff, picture jokes, comics, husband wife joke, marriage jokes, shaadi jokes

After directory assistance gave Anita, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman. "Is Jimmy there?" Anita asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," Anita said and hung up. When he didn't return the call, Anita dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Jimmy," he said. "You're not my boyfriend!" Anita exclaimed. "I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour." ---------------- Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, facebook cartoons, facebook picture jokes, facebook comics, facebook pics, jokes for facebook, funny pics for facebook, facebook stuff, facebook profile pics, facebook fun, weird pics for facebook, facebook funny stuff, picture jokes, comics,