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Father-Son

Father: Now that you are leaving home to go to college in the big bad city, there are a few things I want to tell you son.

Son: Yes father.

Father: Remember, studies always come first.

Son: Yes father.

Father: But, there will be distractions. You will have many friends, lots of things to do, games to play. These are all necessary for your development into a mature individual.

Son: Yes father.

Father: And among your friends, I dare say, you are likely to have a few girls too.

Son: Yes, father.

Father: Girls are expensive affairs, you will need to entertain them at times.

Son: Yes, yes father.

Father: Now your mother will raise hell if I let you spend on girls, but it's OK if you spend on games and sports.

Son: Yes father.

Father: Now that's a problem. Let's see....Whenever you need extra cash, you mail me that you need money for 'duck shooting'. That way, your mummy won't get to know even if she opens my mail.

Son:Very well father

Son goes off to college in the city and settles down to his new life. After a couple of weeks, father receives a mail:

"Duck shooting Rs.100/-"

Father is pleased. Son has caught on pretty fast in the ways of the world. He sends the money.

A couple of weeks later, ther is another mail:

"Duck shooting Rs.200/-"

Father is pleased. He always knew son had an eye for quality and taste. He sends the money.

Some time later, there is another mail:

"Duck shooting Rs.500/-"

Father is a little worried. Time to show the yellow card, he thinks. He sends the money, and also a mail to son:

"Son, shoot cheaper ducks."

After some time, there is another mail for father:

"Duck shooting Rs.100/-. Gun repair Rs.1000/-

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