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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night, all three would wear black leather bras, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman : The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my life. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long. The mistress : Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman : I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night. When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came through the door and saw me, he said, ‘What’s for din

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