A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

A realist sees a freight train.

The train driver sees 3 fucking idiots standing on the train tracks.

submitted by /u/SuperB260
[link] [comments]

* This article was originally published here Subscribe for more JOKES

Comments

Funny Facebook Cartoons - 1

Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, Facebook Cartoons, funny Facebook Cartoons, fun Facebook Cartoons, Facebook Cartoons for you, crazy Facebook Cartoons, FB Cartoons, share Facebook Cartoons, post Facebook Cartoons, Facebook Cartoon of the day

My false teeth are killing me

Two English gentlemen are commuters, using the Tube to the City. They get on and off at the same stations, and having done it for years they occasionally nod greetings or even exchange a “good morning.” One of them looked really unhappy one day and the other said “I know we haven’t been introduced but if you don’t mind me saying it you do look a bit peaky.” “My false teeth are killing me.” “Hmmm. If you let me have a good look I may be able to help you.” “Oh please do…” “Give me a day or two.” With this they parted. Two days later the sufferer was handed a package with false teeth in it. He tried them and was astonished to find they were a great improvement but “a little on the tight side.” Saying “Don’t worry, I’ll try again,” two days later he offered another set, but alas the reaction was “Much better, but rather on the loose side.” “Ah, I think I’ve got it! Let me try just once more.” Sure enough, two days later he handed over a set saying “I think these will really be just...

Funny Facebook quotes, status updates, profile pics

------ Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, SMS, Jokes,Wired, Funny Facebook quotes, status updates, profile pics, Facebook quotations, funny FB quotes, FB status updates, facebook funny messages, funny pics for facebook

Just For Laugh!

Search This Blog