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Boyfriend- girlfriend conversation

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Girlfriend: Did you miss me while I was away??
Boyfriend: Were you away??


Boyfriend: I love you and I could die for you!
Girlfriend: How soon??


Boyfriend: May I hold your hand??
Girlfriend: No thanks, it isn´t heavy.


Girlfriend: I want to dance like this forever..
Boyfriend: Don´t you ever want to improve??


Boyfriend: Hi! Didn´t we go on a date once? or was it twice?
Girlfriend: Must´ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!


Girlfriend: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
Boyfriend: What time was it??


Girlfriend: I think the poorest people are the happiest..
Boyfriend: Then marry me and we´ll be the happiest couple.


Girlfriend: Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn´t speak for an hour..
Boyfriend: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...


Girlfriend: Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boyfriend: You love me...


Boyfriend: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Girlfriend: Nah, it was plain bad luck!


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  1. Anonymous18 April 2012 at 04:50

    Oh Am laughing still now !!!! Very funny jokes. Thanks for the post. sell my house

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