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MEN vs. WOMEN

Men: 
1. All men are extremely busy. 
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around. 
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others. 
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them. 
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others! 


Women: 
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security. 
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff. 
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they will still say that they never have something to wear! 
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully. 
5. Although they always dress beautifully, you hardly care. 
6. Although you hardly care, they still expect you to compliment them. 
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you!


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