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People hanging on to a single suspended rope

By TheAuthor

There were 12 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Eleven were men; one was a woman.

They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die.

No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men.

All of the men started clapping.

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