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Beautiful Big Bubble Butt

By TheAuthor

A young woman named Buffy buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door.

One evening, while getting undressed, Buffy playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, give me a beautiful big bubble butt“.

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her butt grow into a perfect round firm booty.

Excitedly, she runs and sceams at her husband “Look at my beautiful big butt!” She then tells hi what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says “Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!”.

Again, there’s a bright flash…and his legs fall off.

“””””

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