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Jamen and Bonnie are Dating

It’s 1957 and Jamen has been dating Bonnie a couple weeks. Jamen drives to pick her up for another date.

Bonnie’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Jamen what they’re planning to do on the date.

Jamen politely responds that they’ll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Bonnie’s father suggests, “Why don’t you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.”

Jamen is shocked. “Excuse me, sir?”

“Oh yes, Bonnie really likes to screw. She’ll screw all night if we let her.”

Bonnie comes downstairs and announces that she’s ready to go.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Bonnie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, “Dad! The Twist! It’s called the Twist!”

“””””

Jamen list the best dating sites to hook up tonight. Visit Jamen.com today and start haveing fun.

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