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A priest is playing darts

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A priest is playing darts. Every time he misses he yells out: “Jesus Fucking Christ I’m pissed, my shot just missed!”.

A bishop sees him and warns him about using the lords name in vain. “If you use that language again, I shall ask the lord to punish you” he says.

But the priest doesn’t mind him and yells out “Jesus Fucking Christ I’m pissed, my shot just missed!” again so the bishop starts praying for the God to punish the priest.

Suddenly a lightning bolt strikes the bishop dead, and then a divine voice from above declares: “Jesus Fucking Christ I’m pissed, my shot just missed!”.

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